Monday, May 2, 2011

Lose My Mind

Every kid has a dream of being a superstar growing up, mine was pro football. I was totally consumed by it during my childhood that I thought I was destined to be the next Jerry Rice. I was gonna be a famous wide receiver, marry a cheerleader, and have a sugar coma inducing soft drink named in my honor. Once I got laid for the first time, gridiron glory was replaced by my need to master as many sexual positions as possible, but I always loved the game. NBA players are the most graceful, I have alot of respect for the patience and smarts it takes in pro baseball (fuck hockey for the record) but football players are warriors. Gladiators...real men....and based on recent findings they are becoming mentally inept because of this.

 As I type this players and owners are deadlocked in negotiations which will produce the first NFL work stoppage since 1982. One of the major sticking points in the collective bargining negotiations is the 18 game schedule, which considering the amount of concussions and long term effects of head injuries on the field seems like over kill to say the least. Foremer Pittsburg Steeler Terry Long died from drinking anti freeze . Andre Waters shot himself in the mouth.Most recently Dave Duerson , a former Super Bowl champ,shot himself as well but had the foresight to ask his brain examined for future study . All of these deaths are linked to game time concussions. Is there a pension or insurance for these guys.is it even being discussed? And do the owners of thaws teams even give a fuck? And at what price is our entertainment ? When I was a kid I would have killed to play pro football. Maybe I'm better off, because it would have probably killed me ....

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Melo My Man

New York is back. That was the phrase coming out of every New Yorkers mouth after the trade that landed one of the best scorers in the NBA, Carmelo Anthony. Yeah, I was excited too. I mean I am a lifelong Knicks fan (stop laughing) and the possibility of my team being able to compete with the league’s big dogs was exciting, however I am a realest (or pessimist depending on who you ask).Well the honeymoon is over and the Celtics have had the Knicks for breakfast. Now that the playoffs are in full swing and the first round is nearly complete it’s a good time to really look at the possibilities of what could be, what should be and what it isn’t.
First things first, Melo is an elite scorer and he commands a double team every time down the floor. He is big enough to post and shoot over smaller defenders and fast enough to blow past those goofy power forwards who play themselves trying to guard him. Not to mention in the last 2 minutes he is clutch like a 5 speed. He is easily one of the top 10 athletes playing ball and something not seen in NYC since Ewing had a pair of good knees. Singlehandedly he almost won game 2 with Stoudamire and Billups out with injuries (injured during the playoffs??? C’mon son...) He has the hometown pedigree, the movie star looks and the bad Puerto Rican wife (Brooklyn just breeds big booty Boricuas don’t it?) So everything should fall into place right? Well.......
This is the thing. Like I said above Melo is an elite scorer. But not much else, simply put the boy is allergic to defense. He don’t even play D in his own commercials. As fast as he moves on offense he moves just as slow on the other end. In NY that just don’t cut it. Back in the day if you came down the lane in MSG you would be nothing short of mugged. My man Mason and Oakley wasn’t having it. And Ewing as the team’s star  set the tone. If Carmelo keeps texting his wife during defensive sets its going to get ugly real soon. The average Knicks fan expects maximum effort regardless of past track record, scoring average, or amount of money on your contract.
Case in point…Eli Manning. When he was drafted by the Giants he was the second coming, the savior of a proud franchise just like Anthony. But after two or three years of seeing an awkward throwing motion, bad interviews and too many interceptions the media ate him alive. The fans saw him as a waste. He was actually being compared to Gomer Pyle! Then something incredible happened...he won the Super Bowl. Now Manning can take a shit in the middle of 5th avenue and no one would bat an eyelash. People would probably trip over themselves rushing to clean it. He is the King of the city and rightfully so. That is what awaits Anthony if he lives up to the hype.  He will have the most incredible city in the world in the palm of his hand. But the alternative is being reviled on a level somewhere between Hitler and herpes. In New York there is a thin line between being the great or being the goat, between being John Starks or Charles Smith. (Sidebar: If I ever see Charles Smith crossing the street I will mash the gas pedal and run him over with no hesitation) Melo better figure it out. Not only for the team’s, sake but for his own..........

Monday, April 18, 2011

The Question Remains......

First weekend of playoff basketball did not disappoint. If this is how it's gonna go for the next month or so we are gonna be in for a wild ride. Analysts are either jumping on a teams band wagon or delivering another's last rights, but really we are only one game in. Do we know who's gonna take home the trophy? No. But here's what we do know....

1.The Lakers are in trouble if Gasol doesn't step up:


Kobe cannot do it by himself. They are gonna need Gasol and Bynum to dominate. This also shows that no matter how many rings Kobe gets, he will never been in the same class with Michael Jordan. He has always had stellar play down low (Shaq and Gasol ) to help him. Jordan won a title with Bill Wennington. Say it again. Bill Wennington. Sound like an insurance salesman. smh

2.Homecourt advantage is overrated:

I have always believed all that homecourt talk was bullshit. This weekend the Spurs and Lakers lost game one at home. When it's all said and done the best players rise to the occasion whether it's Madison Square Garden,Rucker Park or the nerf hoop on the back of the door in your bedroom. This won't be the last time somebody gets bodied at their own crib on some home invasion shit.

3.Derek Rose is a bad mother-shut your mouth .....that boy need his own theme music. Nothing else to say.

P.S. I still stand by my prediction. I still pick San Antonio to win it all even though they lost to Memphis. If they lose the series it is a sure sign of the apocalypse. Until next time sports fanatics.....TheNotoriousEKB signing out.......my corona is getting warm........www.nexgenatl.blogspot.com.....we are the future.

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